This blog is to help guests who are attending Callum and Eva's wedding find their way around and enjoy their visit.
Geography of South-East Queensland and Northern New South Wales (NSW).
Callum and Eva live in Coolangatta, which is at the southern end of the Gold Coast, in Queensland. The wedding is at a secret location inland from Byron Bay, near a village called Clunes. Coolangatta and Byron Bay are 66 km apart (about 40 miles) in NSW.
At the time of the wedding, NSW will be operating Daylight Saving. NSW adds one hour to the time. This affects timing when you cross the border from Queensland, which does not have Daylight Saving.
This might be important. If you are staying in Coolangatta, and are told to meet a coach at the Byron Bay Surf Club at a certain time. You calculate that it might take you an hour to drive to Byron, park and meet the coach at the time appointed, and then get there to discover that the coach left an hour ago!
A major feature of the area is the Mount Warning Caldera, which contains some lovely landscapes. Mount Warning is an extinct volcano.
Mount Warning.
1) Suggested Activities out of Coolangatta
The Tweed Valley Rail Trail. Best done in good weather. Several railway lines in Northern NSW have been converted into bike trails. There are a number of businesses who rent out push-bikes and ebikes.
The Pass. A beach walk from Byron Bay. A great place for non-surfers to get really close to surfers in action. Also a good place for beginners and more experienced surfers.
The Pass Cafe is a good place to eat. Parking is often difficult.
Many overseas visitors underestimate the sun, and can get severely sunburnt. You would be wise to have a hat that covers your ears (not just a baseball cap).
Money
US$1 = AU$1.50. Two American dollars equals three Australian dollars.
You are not expected to tip in restaurants. (You can if you wish).
Mobile phone SIMs. There are several options. Telstra is the biggest network which will often reach places where others do not. In particular, Telstra is the only one that reaches the area around Clunes where the wedding is to happen.
Getting around the Gold Coast is relatively easy as long as you have a general understanding of what options are available to you and plan a little in advance.
How to get around Gold Coast without a car, using Public Transport & GoCards!
Go Card
TransLink’s bus, train and tram network can connect you to places all over the Gold Coast. Their integrated network on the Gold Coast includes the G:link trams, Surfside buslines and Queensland Rail. Visit translink.com.au or call 13 12 30 for information or to plan your journey using public transport.
TransLink’s integrated tickets are a great way to get around. Travel on bus, train or tram with a Go Card or grab a Gold Coast go explore for bus and tram travel - perfect for tourists and visitors.
Surely, you might think, don't Australians and Americans both speak English? How hard can it be?
Well yes. Technically that it true. But there are differences. As George Bernard Shaw said: “England and America are two countries separated by the same language”.
You will notice some differences, and hopefully will enjoy them.
For starters, Australians swear a lot.
They also have a different sense of humour, with quite a bit of rhyming slang.
How to understand Australians | Slang Words & Expressions
Aussie humour!
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!)
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK )
A: Let me guess, you’re a British politician, right?
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of a bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.