Saturday, 20 July 2024

Welcome to Oz!

This blog is to help guests who are attending Callum and Eva's wedding find their way around and enjoy their visit.

Geography of South-East Queensland and Northern New South Wales (NSW).

Callum and Eva live in Coolangatta, which is at the southern end of the Gold Coast, in Queensland. The wedding is at a secret location inland from Byron Bay, near a village called Clunes. Coolangatta and Byron Bay are 66 km apart (about 40 miles) in NSW.

At the time of the wedding, NSW will be operating Daylight Saving. NSW adds one hour to the time. This affects timing when you cross the border from Queensland, which does not have Daylight Saving.

This might be important. If you are staying in Coolangatta, and are told to meet a coach at the Byron Bay Surf Club at a certain time. You calculate that it might take you an hour to drive to Byron, park and meet the coach at the time appointed, and then get there to discover that the coach left an hour ago! 


A major feature of the area is the Mount Warning Caldera, which contains some lovely landscapes. Mount Warning is an extinct volcano.



Mount Warning.


1) Suggested Activities out of Coolangatta


The Tweed Valley Rail Trail. Best done in good weather. Several railway lines in Northern NSW have been converted into bike trails. There are a number of businesses who rent out push-bikes and ebikes. 

Northern Rivers Rail Trail. We rented from Better by Bike. There are a number of cafes along the Murwillumbah to Crabbes Creek section. We suggest the Teakwood Cafe at Burringbar.

Springbrook bushwalks


Twin Falls. 4km. Beautiful.
Purling Brook Falls. 4 km. Significant climb. A good lookout without doing the walk to the bottom and back.


Purling Brook Falls (350 feet)

Best of All Lookout. 800m. Easy, with a great view.
Dancing Waters Cafe (Purlingbrook). 

Road Trip with walks.


This would make an interesting day trip if you have a car. Choose from a list of places, (probably not all of them.)

Hinze Dam, with a pleasant walk along the dam wall. 
Back to Coolangatta via Nerang and the M1 motorway.

Theme Parks.
The Gold Coast is a holiday destination, and has many theme parks, often copied from similar American ones.

Movieworld, where Callum works.
Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary See Australian wildlife.
David Fleay Wildlife Park. See Australian wildlife.
Australian Outback Spectacular. An entertaining show.

Restaurants near Coolangatta and Kirra (need to book)

Ottimo Gelato (don't need to book).

Restaurants at Burleigh Heads (need to book)

Burleigh Hill Walk. An attractive walk around and/or over the Burleigh Headland.


Murwillumbah (need to book)

Fingal Head 
An attractive cliff or beach walk.


Cafés near Fingal (don't need to book).

2) Suggested Activities out of Byron Bay






The Pass. A beach walk from Byron Bay. A great place for non-surfers to get really close to surfers in action. Also a good place for beginners and more experienced surfers.


The Pass Cafe is a good place to eat. Parking is often difficult.

Restaurant at Kingscliff (need to book)

Restaurant at Byron Bay (need to book)
There are lots of restaurants in Byron Bay. See these compilations: here, here, here, and here.
Karkalla Restaurant is one that specializes in indigenous food.

Northern Rivers Markets.


Sunday October 27th is the Fourth Sunday of the month.

Miscellaneous matters.


Climate. 

In late October on the Gold Coast. October is Spring in Australia.


Max Temp = 77ºF
Min Temp = 62ºF

Sea temperature on the Gold Coast in October = 73°F.

Many overseas visitors underestimate the sun, and can get severely sunburnt. You would be wise to have a hat that covers your ears (not just a baseball cap).

Money
US$1 = AU$1.50. Two American dollars equals three Australian dollars.
You are not expected to tip in restaurants. (You can if you wish).

The minimum wage is $24.10 per hour.

Cash is largely disappearing, and most things can be bought with a credit card or smart phone.
If you don't already have a solution, Wise is a convenient card.

Distance
In Australia, the distance between A and B is 'further than you think'.
Distance is measured in kilometres (km). One km = 0.62 US miles. Roughly 10km = 6 miles.
The area of Australia is similar to the area of the continental United States.



Corrected for 'northism', the irrational assumption that north should always be upwards.

The Gold Coast lies on the 28˚ south parallel. Our sister city is Fort Lauderdale, which is on the 28˚ north parallel.

Cars drive on the left.

Car rental is generally easiest at an airport. Coolangatta Airport has several car rental companies.

Mobile phone SIMs. There are several options. Telstra is the biggest network which will often reach places where others do not. In particular, Telstra is the only one that reaches the area around Clunes where the wedding is to happen.

Friday, 19 July 2024

Public Transport on the Gold Coast

Getting around the Gold Coast is relatively easy as long as you have a general understanding of what options are available to you and plan a little in advance.

How to get around Gold Coast without a car, using Public Transport & GoCards!

Go Card

TransLink’s bus, train and tram network can connect you to places all over the Gold Coast. Their integrated network on the Gold Coast includes the G:link trams, Surfside buslines and Queensland Rail. Visit translink.com.au or call 13 12 30 for information or to plan your journey using public transport.

TransLink’s integrated tickets are a great way to get around. Travel on bus, train or tram with a Go Card or grab a Gold Coast go explore for bus and tram travel - perfect for tourists and visitors.

Buy a Go Card here.

Travel the Gold Coast by public transport.

Train information: Queensland Rail
Ferry information: HOPO - find out more by watching this short video
Light rail (tram) information: G:link
Ticketing information: Translink

Journey Planner


G-link tram




Taxi. 13 Cabs.

Buses. Kinetic.


Public Transport from Boundary Street, Coolangatta to Broadbeach.


Five minute walk to Twin Towns Services Club bus stop, actually below the Twin Towns Resort (aka The Sebel).



Catch a Route 700 bus. Tap on with a Go card.


Things to do on the Gold Coast



Day Trips from the Gold Coast



Hopo (Hop On, Hop Off ferry) makes for a fun sightseeing trip.


HOPO ferry


Best Things to See and Do in Queensland


Thursday, 18 July 2024

Tips for life Down Under

Language

Surely, you might think, don't Australians and Americans both speak English? How hard can it be?

Well yes. Technically that it true. But there are differences. As George Bernard Shaw said: “England and America are two countries separated by the same language”.

You will notice some differences, and hopefully will enjoy them.

For starters, Australians swear a lot. 

They also have a different sense of humour, with quite a bit of rhyming slang.

How to understand Australians | Slang Words & Expressions

Aussie humour!

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!)

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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?

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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? ( USA )

A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .

Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

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Q: Which direction is North in Australia? ( USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? ( UK )

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...

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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK )

A: Let me guess, you’re a British politician, right?

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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of a bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? ( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.

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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.